every one has secrets.

You know, some days, you just wake up feeling like Dexter Morgan. Probably shouldn't advertise that, but whatever. I'm a responsible adult. I don't kill people. I'm more creative than that.

When I find out who did this, I'm going to fucking kill you with my bare hands.

Don't

Jag ska hitta dig för detta. Jag ska göra du betalar. Ingen knullar med min familj. Ingen.

[OOC translation: I will find you for this. I'll make you pay. No one fucks with my family. No one.]

You know what I think the best thing about being a reincarnate is? Having your own personal soundtrack, courtesy Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross. I feel like a total badass walking through campus with my Immigrant Song and my taser. Seriously. I dare ya to try something.

So. My name's Lisette, hers is Lisbeth. This is how these things go, right? And oh, by the way, my mom's around here somewhere, so don't be a creep. She's a lot scarier than I am, but we will both fuck you up.

... Was that not friendly? I was going for friendly. Oh, well.

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